Luna Game 69 - (Better Grammar)
This story is true, so you better believe it!
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There was a game called Luna Game 69, and it's a really evil game. The game made many ponyfags feel disturbed. After doing alot of research, it seems that this game was just another mean prank.
So, one day, I was a big fan of Luna Game. I searched for "Luna Game" and I found a game that I haven't played before...
It was on Ebay. I bought it from an old fart, and he said that if I play the game I bought, I would die. He also mentioned that he wasn't lying either. I just shrugged and went home to play the game.
I finally got to home, opened my computer and inserted the CD of the game. I heard a weird sound coming out of the window, so I examined it and it was Patrixxx standing in front of there. I screamed ran away, but forgot that there was two of those weirdos. I blamed my eyesight for not being so careful.
The other Patrixxx appeared out of nowhere in my house, dragged me to the computer chair and told me to play the game I bought.
In the game, I saw Drew Pickles, but he wasn't as homosexual as he normally was in the game.
Well, he is, but in this creepypasta, he isn't, becuase for censoring purposes he is.
Anyways, as I start the game, I notice a save file called "BEN DROOLED" and overwrote it, because I don't give a flying dildo about that, and so...
As I played as Drew Pickles, there wasn't any ponies ahead, nor behind, but there was something shining up ahead. It was some shining armor.
When I went over to the shiny armor, Drew Pickles stopped moving and said "Hey, collect 694 dildos for me if you want me to get the armor". He then got immediately horny from hearing that. Anyways, I pressed a button at the bottom of the screen which said: "Start the objective" and started collecting all 694 dildos for the shining armor. The twist was that the dildos were caked in hyper-realistic blood, and by hyper-realistic, I meant that as in the cliché.
After completing the objective, Slenderman appeared out of nowhere and tried to rape Drew Pickles with his tentacles, but he failed, which caused Drew Pickles to smack him with his 300 miles of swellness that shot Slenderman into the skies, and flied off in a blink like if the Team Rocket was yelling "Looks like Team Slender is blasting off again!"
After the cutscene, I stumbled upon a pit. Suddenly, the floor collapsed which made me forced to fall there. Meanwhile, the pit turned into a familiar starfish-shaped guy called Patrixxx and said: "You're next!"
The screen of the game then flickered in darkness, and Ben came out at the bottom of the screen. The colored Link statue said: "Hello, you shouldn't have played the game."
Drew Pickles then disappeared. It was a tiring and a traumatizing experience today, so I paused the game and went to the kitchen to eat some Rice Krispies cereal. After having the cereal ready, it suddenly killed me and then a skeleton popped out. It was really scary, and if you don't know why I'm writing this while I'm dead, that's because I'm a ghost. I am currently living in a haunted city called Lavender Town, so you better not play the game, or else you will DIE
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Credits
The original trollpasta was made by LOLPATRIXXX, not me you conehead.
I just edited it to make the grammar look better.